Sunday, February 25, 2018
Volvo XC70 Phasers Photon Torpedos Tractor Beam
Volvo XC70 Phasers Photon Torpedos Tractor Beam
Recently, DDF and I upgraded our 2007 Mazda 6 station wagon to a newer, more modern model.
There was nothing "wrong" with the Mazda 6. Id been running full synthetic Castrol oil in it since we bought it with just 50 miles on it. Regular filter changes, routine inspections, 2 sets of rear brake pads and one set of front pads, and 4 Yokohama tires (the front 2 which wore out faster than the back two when I fell behind on rotations). It made it to 81 thousand miles without any major (or minor) problems, driving around Arizona, and then to California, and back to Arizona again for a Mardi Gras trip 2 years ago. Its been a good car, and I will be driving it to our son Nathan Jrs home later this year.
When we got the XC70 home, DDF asked me "what are those things on the windshield?" (pictured above, onto which the rear view mirror was mounted). I looked at them, and replied "Oh, those are the photo torpedoes, the phasers, and the tractor beam."
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| Pedestrian Sensor Array, blocking engine cooling air-flow |
Theres front bumper, rear bumper, left and right front quarter panel near the fog lights, left and right rear quarter panel near the tail pipes, rear camera, front camera, rain sensors for automatic wipers, And all the collision avoidance. THeres almost so much technology that is Could lull the driver asleep or enable distracted driving, but so far I am enjoying the sensor feedback and driver-interaction. There are options to turn off the sensor arrays while driving, but Ive not found them overly intrusive or annoying yet, so I keep them on.
The XC70 has the same engine as DDFs C70, turbo-charged inline 5 cylinder, 2.5 liter, 250 HP, 266 ft-lbs, dipsticks included. Volvo (along with Audi & BMW) is moving away from dipsticks to this ridiculous "computer controlled maintenance schedule" that is supposed to tell the driver when to add & change oil. No thanks, Id Much Rather do it the old-fashioned, more accurate, and less-dealer-interactive way that has worked for over 100 years, with a dipstick and rag. The 4 cylinder 2 liter engine was fancier, had no dipstick, but was not available on the AWD model, so thats not what we bought.
And, since its a Station Wagon, and not a SUV [superfluous un-useful vehicle] it fits in my cramped, Tetris-like, barely a 2-car garage.
Sadly, it has Pirellis... but those will get replaced with Michelins once they quickly wear out. At 235/50 R18s they are the LARGEST tires Ive ever had on any vehicle Ive owned in my life... but I am secure in my masculinity and have no need to put on Huge, over-sized tires or desire to "sit up higher than everyone else" on the road as apparently so many Umerikuns are afflicted with such a height
jealousy disorder.
I would have been happy buying another Mazda, had they not stopped making station wagons in 2007 for the American market. I test drove a Toyota Venza, but it was huge, bulky, low tech, unimpressive. I was interested in an Acura Station Wagon, but Honda decided in 2012 to stop making Acura wagons... and all the used ones I saw were unusually high mileage vehicles, so I passed.
I could not buy an Audi or VW since they falsified their emissions and have a corporate culture of dishonesty. Looked at the Porche SUVs and laughed at the +$60K price tags. No thanks. (and theyre part of the VW corporate culture). Buick makes no station wagons, just SUVs. Cadillac stopped making wagons in 2014. Mercedes wagons are famously prone to chronic mechanical and electronic defects & operability issues. BMW stopped making a 5 series more than 5 years ago in a wagon, and the 3 series was just too small. Fords Flex was far too boxy and far too expensive for what was included when compared to the Volvo. Mazdas CX-5 sat up too high, never would have fit in my garage, and was too small for what we needed it to do. I Really Wanted a V70 (we had one back in 2000, and it was a very good car), but Volvo only sells them in Europe, and I was not going to wait 10 to 14 months to have one shipped over, modified to meet California emissions, and then have the Only 2017 V70 in California where I could never find a part for it. Europe and Australia get all the good wagons.
So with El Ni�o upon us, combined with the fact that Northern San Diego County is remarkably hilly, an AWD vehicle was not a hard choice to make. And if we ever drive it to the mountains or off-road, the AWD and 18 inch wheels will give us clearance and traction advantages as well.
The mirrors turn in when I lock it, which is one of the coolest features... no more wondering "did I lock it, or did I forget?". All 4 windows roll down, and go back up, All The Way, with a single touch - as every car should but most American cars dont. Theres handy grocery bag pop-up holder walls and straps in the cargo area, seat position and mirror position memory tied to his & her keys, blue tooth, USB ports, 12V charging, a large center counsel digital display... it is the fanciest & most advanced vehicle Ive ever owned. And it will likely be the last internal combustion engine car I ever own as well, as a Tesla or other electric vehicle will probably be the next car we get in 2 or 3 presidential election cycles from now.
This was the sunset that I witnessed the first time I made a blue-tooth call from my phone, through the car, to my parents, while parked next to the PCH, US Route 101, watching the sunset over the Pacific Ocean. The call came right after I enabled the Sirius Radio, and personalized the dash board display.
It was almost 80F here today, with a gentle breeze. Yeah... life doesnt suck here in Southern California. You should come visit.
